Lime Green Pant-suit and the Ultimate Weapon

by HFagelman ~ February 17th, 2012. Filed under: Poetry.

After the razor knife fight

The ladies stood looking one at the other

Heavy breath blowing vapor in the late night chill

One Cuban and fat

The other skinny and black

Their glares cut more than the knives had

Blood dripping on the asphalt outside a strip mall grocery

We do our thing and make it safe

Investigatin’ and mitigatin’ and decisioning and what-not

Trying to make sense of the battle before us

Cuban lady don’t want to press charges ’cause

She will get the bitch later

Skinny black lady don’t either but suddenly she agitates begins to spit and yell and curse

It appears any moment the re-attack is iminent so I grab her and

Pat

Her

Down

You know, to make sure there are no more knives to cut, stab, slash, or otherwise open up a person like a lost letter

She wears a lime-green pantsuit, 70’s style, with wide lapels and bell-bottoms

I feel some strange lump on her right hip

Could be a bag of dope?

Nope.

She screams at me

“THATS RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER I DEFECATED MYSELF”

And stamps her right foot three times on the pavement causing

A perfectly round turd to fall out of her pants and sit accusingly on the black-top

It was the perfect weapon

We were all defeated

We let her go

She earned it

 

© 2012 Harry Fagel all rights reserved

 

1 Response to Lime Green Pant-suit and the Ultimate Weapon

  1. Leilani

    One of my favorite stories EVER!!

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